Seminars For Males

[Spitfire Reddie]

Fall Classes Offered SEMINARS FOR MALES (prepared and presented by females)

1.Combating Stupidity
2.You, Too, Can Do Housework
3.PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4.How to Fill an Ice Tray
5.We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear for Christmas: Give us Money
6.Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7.Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
8.Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9.Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10.How Not to Act Like an A$$hole When You're Obviously Wrong
11.Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12.Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13.You: The Weaker Sex
14.Reasons to Give Flowers
15.How to Stay Awake After Sex -- Afterglow, Hold Me, Talk to Me
16.Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
17.Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18.You Can Fall Asleep Without IT If You Really Try
19.The Morning Dilemma -- If IT's awake: Take A Cold Shower
20.I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
21.How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"
22."The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
23.Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are B.S.
24.How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
25.The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
26.Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
27.Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
28.Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too
29.Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
30.You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
31.Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked")
32.Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
33.The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary
34.Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
35.Techniques of Calling Home
36.Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.

 

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[ClonedSIM]

33.The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary

Bite your tongue!!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Hows this ??

 

[hollowpointred]

hahaha! i could use at least 2/3 of those!!!

 

[stefen]

What I don't understand is why you guys are encourging this feminist crap?

Take their shoes away and keep them pregnant and barefoot...(aka, fat and dominated)

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

What I don't understand is why you guys are encourging this feminist crap?

Take their shoes away and keep them pregnant and barefoot...(aka, fat and dominated)

don't you mean bring people unto the world including you and every other man on earth ? Females are the ones given the gift of birth because the men CANT HANDLE IT
WOOT !!!!! Go female the true dominate species
without females to produce there would be NO world heheheheheheheheheehee..................

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

we are so fair and pretty we enjoy driving you guys up the wall and then turning you down..............its a evil female thing

EVE WAS FRMAED BY A ROTTEN APPLE !!...........or should i say a rotten ADAM !!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

hahaha! i could use at least 2/3 of those!!!

 

[ClonedSIM]

What women fail to understand is that men are always thinking about their wives/girlfriends. If we're at work, driving home, shopping for groceries, no matter what: our women are always the first thing on our minds! You know: "What's she wearing now?", "Wonder if she's in the mood?", "Would she go for a three-way?", "What's she cooking for dinner?", "I wonder if flirting with that chick over there will piss her off?" Things like that.

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

What women fail to understand is that men are always thinking about their wives/girlfriends. If we're at work, driving home, shopping for groceries, no matter what: our women are always the first thing on our minds! You know: "What's she wearing now?", "Wonder if she's in the mood?", "Would she go for a three-way?", "What's she cooking for dinner?", "I wonder if flirting with that chick over there will piss her off?" Things like that.

Wow the one track male mind is NOT a terrible thing to waste .Waste away boys !

 

[ericwt]

How about this:

Seminars for females

1.Combating Stupidity
2.This house is a mess Clean it!
3.PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4.You want ice, fill your own tray or buy an ice maker
5.You have my credit cards. You best wear the underware
6.Understanding you are the reason we Come in Drunk at 4:00am
7.Why haven't you done laundry?
8.Parenting: I pay the bills you shut the kid up!
9.Fix me dinner, dammit!
10.How Not to Act Like an Bit@# When You're Obviously Wrong
11.Spelling: Do not be so dam picky.
12.Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13.You: The Weaker Sex
14.Reasons to Give BJ's
15.How to Shut up After Sex -- Jeez I got to get up early
16.When you pay the bills you can tell me where to go.
17.Garbage: Why can't you do it?
18. Without IT it is hard to fall asleep
19.The Morning Dilemma -- If It's awake: You better earn your keep.
20. I bought it you wear it!
21. If the lid is up put it down
22."The Weekend" and "Chores" are Not Synonyms
23.Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are B.S.
24.Do your own shopping. I have better things to do.
25.The Remote Control: A man's right
26.Romanticism: Pleasing your man sexually
27.Worshiping your Couch Potato.
28.Mother-in-Laws: They are Not human
29.Male Bonding: Deal with it.
30.What is a Designated Driver?
31.Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Jessica Simpson When Naked")
32.If you would wash the clothes once in a while
33.The Attainable Goal: Omitting Feelings From Your Vocabulary
34.Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is sharing the joy.
35.Why should I call? I will get home when I get home.
36.Introductory Foreplay: Dinner better be on the table when I get home.

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

How about this:

Seminars for females

1.Combating Stupidity
2.This house is a mess Clean it!
3.PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4.You want ice, fill your own tray or buy an ice maker
5.You have my credit cards. You best wear the underware
6.Understanding you are the reason we Come in Drunk at 4:00am
7.Why haven't you done laundry?
8.Parenting: I pay the bills you shut the kid up!
9.Fix me dinner, dammit!
10.How Not to Act Like an Bit@# When You're Obviously Wrong
11.Spelling: Do not be so dam picky.
12.Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13.You: The Weaker Sex
14.Reasons to Give BJ's
15.How to Shut up After Sex -- Jeez I got to get up early
16.When you pay the bills you can tell me where to go.
17.Garbage: Why can't you do it?
18. Without IT it is hard to fall asleep
19.The Morning Dilemma -- If It's awake: You better earn your keep.
20. I bought it you wear it!
21. If the lid is up put it down
22."The Weekend" and "Chores" are Not Synonyms
23.Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are B.S.
24.Do your own shopping. I have better things to do.
25.The Remote Control: A man's right
26.Romanticism: Pleasing your man sexually
27.Worshiping your Couch Potato.
28.Mother-in-Laws: They are Not human
29.Male Bonding: Deal with it.
30.What is a Designated Driver?
31.Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Jessica Simpson When Naked")
32.If you would wash the clothes once in a while
33.The Attainable Goal: Omitting Feelings From Your Vocabulary
34.Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is sharing the joy.
35.Why should I call? I will get home when I get home.
36.Introductory Foreplay: Dinner better be on the table when I get home.

We girls rule supreme !! Men can learn a lot from this MALE monkey video !

 

[Mighty AP]

How about this:

Seminars for females

1.Combating Stupidity
2.This house is a mess Clean it!
3.PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4.You want ice, fill your own tray or buy an ice maker
5.You have my credit cards. You best wear the underware
6.Understanding you are the reason we Come in Drunk at 4:00am
7.Why haven't you done laundry?
8.Parenting: I pay the bills you shut the kid up!
9.Fix me dinner, dammit!
10.How Not to Act Like an Bit@# When You're Obviously Wrong
11.Spelling: Do not be so dam picky.
12.Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13.You: The Weaker Sex
14.Reasons to Give BJ's
15.How to Shut up After Sex -- Jeez I got to get up early
16.When you pay the bills you can tell me where to go.
17.Garbage: Why can't you do it?
18. Without IT it is hard to fall asleep
19.The Morning Dilemma -- If It's awake: You better earn your keep.
20. I bought it you wear it!
21. If the lid is up put it down
22."The Weekend" and "Chores" are Not Synonyms
23.Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are B.S.
24.Do your own shopping. I have better things to do.
25.The Remote Control: A man's right
26.Romanticism: Pleasing your man sexually
27.Worshiping your Couch Potato.
28.Mother-in-Laws: They are Not human
29.Male Bonding: Deal with it.
30.What is a Designated Driver?
31.Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Jessica Simpson When Naked")
32.If you would wash the clothes once in a while
33.The Attainable Goal: Omitting Feelings From Your Vocabulary
34.Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is sharing the joy.
35.Why should I call? I will get home when I get home.
36.Introductory Foreplay: Dinner better be on the table when I get home.

Nice Eric..........very very nice!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

How about this:

Seminars for females

1.Combating Stupidity
2.This house is a mess Clean it!
3.PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4.You want ice, fill your own tray or buy an ice maker
5.You have my credit cards. You best wear the underware
6.Understanding you are the reason we Come in Drunk at 4:00am
7.Why haven't you done laundry?
8.Parenting: I pay the bills you shut the kid up!
9.Fix me dinner, dammit!
10.How Not to Act Like an Bit@# When You're Obviously Wrong
11.Spelling: Do not be so dam picky.
12.Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13.You: The Weaker Sex
14.Reasons to Give BJ's
15.How to Shut up After Sex -- Jeez I got to get up early
16.When you pay the bills you can tell me where to go.
17.Garbage: Why can't you do it?
18. Without IT it is hard to fall asleep
19.The Morning Dilemma -- If It's awake: You better earn your keep.
20. I bought it you wear it!
21. If the lid is up put it down
22."The Weekend" and "Chores" are Not Synonyms
23.Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are B.S.
24.Do your own shopping. I have better things to do.
25.The Remote Control: A man's right
26.Romanticism: Pleasing your man sexually
27.Worshiping your Couch Potato.
28.Mother-in-Laws: They are Not human
29.Male Bonding: Deal with it.
30.What is a Designated Driver?
31.Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Jessica Simpson When Naked")
32.If you would wash the clothes once in a while
33.The Attainable Goal: Omitting Feelings From Your Vocabulary
34.Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is sharing the joy.
35.Why should I call? I will get home when I get home.
36.Introductory Foreplay: Dinner better be on the table when I get home.

Nice Eric..........very very nice!

Alright AP you mosey on back to the corner young man ! & Eric go sit in the opposite corner !...........................and when i ring the bell both of you come out fighting !

 

[stefen]

As I understand it, the 'P' in PMS stands for PERPETUAL.

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

As I understand it, the 'P' in PMS stands for PERPETUAL.

Same with all you guys all are a perpetual pain in the butt

 

[stefen]

 

[misplacedrednek]

Now tha's funny right there, I don't care who you are. I ain't touchin' this hornet's nest.

 

[Mona Lisa]

Holy Crap..... ....I guess I'll just go back up to best finds.

 

[stefen]

It's all in fun....so jump right into any hornets nest...just be willing to take the little barbs...