Ray S S
Silver Member
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde
declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator
shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off for the swamp determined to catch an alligator. Later that day, the
shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky
water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With rapid
reflexes, the young blond took aim,shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as
the blonde struggled with the gator, then rollong her eyes, she screamed in frustration......
"This one is barefoot, too!"
declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator
shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off for the swamp determined to catch an alligator. Later that day, the
shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky
water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With rapid
reflexes, the young blond took aim,shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as
the blonde struggled with the gator, then rollong her eyes, she screamed in frustration......
"This one is barefoot, too!"
