>>> > A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a
>>> > priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with
>>> > red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of
>>> > his torn coat pocket.
>>> >
>>> > He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes
>>> > the man turned to The priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes
>>> > arthritis?"
>>> >
>>> > The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, Being
>>> > with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your
>>> > fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a
bath."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned,"
>>> > Then returned to his paper.
>>> >
>>> > The priest, thinking about what He had said, nudged the man and
>>> > apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
>>> > How long have you had arthritis?"
>>> > The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading
>>> > here that the Pope does.
>>> > priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with
>>> > red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of
>>> > his torn coat pocket.
>>> >
>>> > He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes
>>> > the man turned to The priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes
>>> > arthritis?"
>>> >
>>> > The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, Being
>>> > with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your
>>> > fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a
bath."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned,"
>>> > Then returned to his paper.
>>> >
>>> > The priest, thinking about what He had said, nudged the man and
>>> > apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
>>> > How long have you had arthritis?"
>>> > The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading
>>> > here that the Pope does.
LOL !!Thats a great one Jeff ! I wonder if the Pope as seen or hear this gem of a joke !
