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Apr 16, 2012, 11:28 PM
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Endeaver to perservere
3 part joke
OK
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are comparing their lives.
Baptist = I have 5 kids, That's a whole basketball team.
Catholic = I have 11 kids, that's a whole football team.
Mormon = I have 17 wives, 1 more and I have a full golf course.
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Apr 16, 2012 11:28 PM
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Apr 17, 2012, 11:16 AM
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MR.
Originally Posted by
greydigger
OK
A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are comparing their lives.
Baptist = I have 5 kids, That's a whole basketball team.
Catholic = I have 11 kids, that's a whole football team.
Mormon = I have 17 wives, 1 more and I have a full golf course.
That means he'd have 18 little flags...
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Apr 17, 2012, 06:10 PM
#3
Originally Posted by
stefen
That means he'd have 18 little flags...
(Shudder !) 18 cases of PMS a month is what comes to my mind . Think I'd rather have my rib back 
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Apr 18, 2012, 05:52 AM
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I can see you don't play golf.. 
Everyone who plays knows the #19 is the watering .......
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Apr 18, 2012, 05:55 AM
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da book worm--researcher
women are proof god has a wicked sense of humor -- cuz he designed em -- he put the "playground' next door to the garbage dump.
plus if its a golf course he only needs 9 wifes to have 18 holes -- first 9 and "the back 9"
Last edited by ivan salis; Apr 18, 2012 at 05:59 AM.
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Apr 18, 2012, 11:35 AM
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MR.
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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