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  1. #1
    stefen

    There Are 4 Kinds od Sex

    1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room


    2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom


    3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "%$@& YOU",
    and lastly....


    4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer put it to you in Divorce Court for every penny you've got

  2. #2
    us
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    sounds right, except i got away on # 4 she got no money hahahaha
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  3. #3
    stefen
    That's great...good for you.

    After 6 years of going thru the process, my wife and I met with our lawyers trying to make a final settlement.

    Her attorney began upping the stakes again, as usual...

    I looked at my attorney, and said, "Your fired...I'm tired of this stuff" (since this is a family site I omitted the word ****) He up and left.

    Looked over at her attorney and said, "We're starting all over again and the first thing I'm having done is a thorough disposition of my wife."

    Within a half hour, we signed a settlement agreement for less than I initially offered 6 years prior...She paid her own attorney fees...

    I'm sure he went into the hole for some of it...
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    us
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    will good you got it settled, keep hunting

  5. #5
    us
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    Quote Originally Posted by stefen View Post
    That's great...good for you.

    After 6 years of going thru the process, my wife and I met with our lawyers trying to make a final settlement.

    Her attorney began upping the stakes again, as usual...

    I looked at my attorney, and said, "Your fired...I'm tired of this stuff" (since this is a family site I omitted the word ****) He up and left.

    Looked over at her attorney and said, "We're starting all over again and the first thing I'm having done is a thorough disposition of my wife."

    Within a half hour, we signed a settlement agreement for less than I initially offered 6 years prior...She paid her own attorney fees...

    I'm sure he went into the hole for some of it...
    Recon how many times ,you figure , he had to go into that hole to break even ?
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  6. #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by stefen View Post
    1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room


    2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom


    3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "%$@& YOU",
    and lastly....


    4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer put it to you in Divorce Court for every penny you've got
    Yep. I can tell you've been married.
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  7. #7
    stefen
    For a while there I thought he'd become my best friend...anybody that marries my ex is my best friend...

    Well sadly, the hole dried up...and that's another hole story...

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    Just ran across this old post .. Too funny! Where is stefen these days?
    “It is best as one grows older to strip oneself of possessions, to shed oneself downward like a tree, to be almost wholly earth before one dies.”

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    us
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    I have to say that when my first wife and I got a divorce everything was split 50/50. She got half and her lawyer got half!
    My wife does all the driving, I just hold the steering wheel.

  10. #10
    us
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    what about outdoor sex??

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    Tommy

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    Thats when your cut off and in the dog house. here boy, here boy!!!!
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    us
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    I lived through all four stages x 2

 

 

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