There Are 4 Kinds od Sex

[stefen]

1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room


2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom


3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "%$@& YOU",
and lastly....


4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer put it to you in Divorce Court for every penny you've got

 

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[nsdq]

sounds right, except i got away on # 4 she got no money hahahaha

 

[stefen]

That's great...good for you.

After 6 years of going thru the process, my wife and I met with our lawyers trying to make a final settlement.

Her attorney began upping the stakes again, as usual...

I looked at my attorney, and said, "Your fired...I'm tired of this stuff" (since this is a family site I omitted the word ****) He up and left.

Looked over at her attorney and said, "We're starting all over again and the first thing I'm having done is a thorough disposition of my wife."

Within a half hour, we signed a settlement agreement for less than I initially offered 6 years prior...She paid her own attorney fees...

I'm sure he went into the hole for some of it...

 

[nsdq]

will good you got it settled, keep hunting

 

[truckinbutch]

That's great...good for you.

After 6 years of going thru the process, my wife and I met with our lawyers trying to make a final settlement.

Her attorney began upping the stakes again, as usual...

I looked at my attorney, and said, "Your fired...I'm tired of this stuff" (since this is a family site I omitted the word ****) He up and left.

Looked over at her attorney and said, "We're starting all over again and the first thing I'm having done is a thorough disposition of my wife."

Within a half hour, we signed a settlement agreement for less than I initially offered 6 years prior...She paid her own attorney fees...

I'm sure he went into the hole for some of it...

Recon how many times ,you figure , he had to go into that hole to break even ?

 

[bigscoop]

1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room


2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom


3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "%$@& YOU",
and lastly....


4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer put it to you in Divorce Court for every penny you've got

Yep. I can tell you've been married.

 

[stefen]

For a while there I thought he'd become my best friend...anybody that marries my ex is my best friend...

Well sadly, the hole dried up...and that's another hole story...

 

[creskol]

Just ran across this old post .. Too funny! Where is stefen these days?

 

[fyrffytr1]

I have to say that when my first wife and I got a divorce everything was split 50/50. She got half and her lawyer got half!

 

[Grizz12]

what about outdoor sex??

 

[A2coins]

Thats when your cut off and in the dog house. here boy, here boy!!!!

 

[highlander]

I lived through all four stages x 2