Apr 27, 2012, 08:30 PM
It's dangerous to be right when those with a thimbleful of perceived authority are wrong.
A soldier was deployed to Iraq.
While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
She informed him that she was breaking up with him and she had slept with two different men. She also requested that he send her pictures back.
So he did what any man would do. He went around to all of his friends and collected any unwanted pictures of women they may have had.
He then mailed her 24 pictures of women with a letter, "I don't remember which one was you, please remove your picture and send the rest back."
Apr 27, 2012 08:30 PM
Apr 28, 2012, 12:49 AM
That feller would be welcome at my fire anytime
Apr 29, 2012, 02:31 PM
Let me know when you get the fire lit...
Originally Posted by truckinbutch
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
Those with the most birthdays live the longest
May 01, 2012, 11:05 PM
Good for him, smart man!!!! Red
Dear metal detector God,
Thank you for all the stuff I find, I really appreciate the coins, toys, junk jewelry, old bullets, and all the other neat stuff I find, I try not to complain and cuss when I find pulltabs, foil, and other garbage, and I try REALLY hard to be nice to people who irritate me. I only have one complaint, I have yet to find gold and it's been a year now!