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    The Toilet Seat

    THE TOILET SEAT

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    Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks
    to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to
    doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take
    care of another matter before she returned.

    She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting
    in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up,
    she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her
    to the toilet seat.

    About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.
    They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever..
    Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.
    Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her
    to the hospital emergency room.

    The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study
    how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).

    Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,
    "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".

    The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...




    I just never saw one mounted and framed."


    Red
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    schitten...there goes the yellow shoe laces again...

    Funnier yet, the day before my wedding, my future brother-in-law painted their toilet seat with some old house enamel...it never dried and had a wrinkled skin-over...

    now picture 6 people trying to use the toilet the night before the big event and preparing the next morning...to top it all, the reception was held at the I bathroom home...
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