buscadero
Bronze Member
A man left for work one Friday afternoon, but being payday, instead of going home after work, stayed out the entire weekend hunting & partying with the boys, & blowing his entire paycheck!
When he finally got home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife & was bombarded for two whole hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging & simply said to him, "How would you like it if you did'nt see me for two or three days?" He replied with, "That would be fine with me!"
Well, Monday went by & he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went with the same results. Thursday, the swelling came down just enough to where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye!
Joe
When he finally got home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife & was bombarded for two whole hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging & simply said to him, "How would you like it if you did'nt see me for two or three days?" He replied with, "That would be fine with me!"
Well, Monday went by & he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went with the same results. Thursday, the swelling came down just enough to where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye!
Joe
