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    just talking


    I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

    She said, "If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

    I
    said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."


    I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

    I said, "Nice legs."

    The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

    I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "



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    Onfired, good ones. I always tell them I'll cut them in half and make 2 good women

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    Quote Originally Posted by spartacus53 View Post
    Onfired, good ones. I always tell them I'll cut them in half and make 2 good women
    I always told them ,"Buy me a few more drinks and I'll tell you how beautiful you are ."
    Wolfpack forever

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    A 2 at 10 PM and a 10 at 2 PM...

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    A 2 at 10 PM and 10 at 2 AM; unless she's really ugly and it does take 16 hours of drinking............
    Chug And Red and truckinbutch like this.

 

 

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