Chug And Red
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A redneck from Baxley, Georgia decides to travel across the south toVirginia to see god's country. when he gets to Franklin, he likes the
place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job.
He walks into the international paper company office and fills out an
application as an experienced log inspector. It's his lucky day! They
just happen to be looking for someone, but first, the log foreman takes
him for a ride into the forest in the company pickup truck to see how
much he knows.
The foreman stops the truck on the side of the road and points at a tree.
"See that tree over there? I want you to tell me what species it is and how
many board feet of lumber it contains."
The redneck promptly answers, "That thar's a white pine, 383 board feet
of lumber in 'er."
The foreman is impressed! He puts the truck in motion and stops
about a mile down the road. He points at another tree through the
passenger window and asks the same question. This time, it's a bigger
tree of a different class.
"That's a loblolly pine and she's got about 456 clear board feet."
The foreman is really impressed with the good ol' boy. He has been
quick and got the answers right without using a calculator. Time for
one more test.
They drive a little further down the road, and the foreman stops
again. This time, he points across the road through his driver side
window and says, "And what about that one?"
Even before the foreman finishes pointing, the redneck says, "White
oak, 242 board feet at best."
The foreman spins the truck around and heads back to the office a
little ticked off because he thinks the red neck is smarter than he
is.
As they near the office, another foreman stops the truck and asks
Bubba to step outside. He hands him a piece of chalk and tells him,
"See that tree over there? I want you to mark an X on the front of
that tree."
The foreman thinks to himself, "Idiot, how would he know which is the
front of the tree?"
When Bubba reaches the tree, he goes around it in a circle while
looking at the ground. He then reaches up and places a white X on the
trunk. He walks back to the foreman and hands him the chalk.
"That thar's the front," the redneck says.
The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically, "How in the
hell do you know that's the front of the tree?"
The good ol' boy looks down at his feet, while rubbing the toe of his
left boot, cleaning it in the gravel, and replies, "Cuz somebody took
a s
t behind it."He got the job!
Red
