onfire
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picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you
think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24
cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on
shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the
husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the
wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half
the price."
That's him lying on the floor in aisle 5
