Survivor Texas Style

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"Survivor - Texas Style"


Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas , drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , then over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth . Finally back to Dallas .




Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I Am A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama-Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"

14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion

and the last sticker is…

15. "I'm Here To Register Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins..

 

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Don't forget the dticker "NASCAR SUCKS"

If you can find the full episode of Top Gear RedNeck challenge where they drive cheapass cars accross America
And before they get into Alabama they spray paint pro gay and anti redneck things on each others cars.
They get set upon by a gang of locals at the petrol station and had to run for their lives lol

 

[jeff of pa]

"Survivor - Texas Style"


Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas , drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , then over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth . Finally back to Dallas .

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Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I Am A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. " George Strait Sucks"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama-Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's Bush's Fault"

14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion

and the last sticker is…

15. "I'm Here To Register Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins..

I could go with 5 of the stickers But wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius,
especially not a pink one