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- Mar 3, 2013
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- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven:
God addresses Gore first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Gore replies: "Well, I believe I won the 2000 election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve
And I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness.
I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man
and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Obama. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
God addresses Gore first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Gore replies: "Well, I believe I won the 2000 election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve
And I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Clinton replies: "I believe in forgiveness.
I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man
and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Obama. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
Obama replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
