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  1. #1
    us
    Feb 2006
    AZ
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    Don't mess with Old Farts

    An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a
    western town one day.
    He'd been out in the desert for about six months
    without a drop of whiskey.
    He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied
    his old mule to the hitch rail.

    As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his
    face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the
    saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
    in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man
    and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever
    danced?"

    The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No,
    I never did dance. I just never wanted to."

    A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
    "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and
    started shooting at the old man's feet.

    The old prospector was hopping around and everybody
    was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last
    bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go
    back into the saloon.

    The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,
    and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
    sound.

    The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got
    quiet.

    The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned
    around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

    The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on
    the ass?"

    The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've
    always wanted to."

  2. #2
    stefen

    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts


  3. #3
    se
    Sep 2006
    Sweden
    White's V3, Minelab Explorer II & XP Deus.
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    Prospecting

    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    lol
    Geologists are gneiss, tuff, and a little wacke.

  4. #4
    us
    Sultan of the Sand

    Nov 2006
    Virginia
    Minelab SE/Excal
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    263 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting

    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    LOL thats a Great one mesa.
    Ole Timers Motto, He that digs the most, finds the most.
    Update: 10/3/17 moving into a 31' class A, traveling the country treasure hunting, who knows might just be in your neck of the woods one day.

  5. #5

    Sep 2006
    462
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    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    Now you know why they call me "Old Fart"
    papa
                    South West Virginia

  6. #6
    us
    Aug 2005
    Illinois
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    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    lol
    MXT,  and just dumb luck.

  7. #7
    us
    Oct 2006
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  8. #8

    Sep 2006
    462
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    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    When the sherriff showed up,went into the saloon,the prospector told him:
    You can kiss my ass,he's tied up next to the mule
    papa
                    South West Virginia

  9. #9
    us
    Sep 2005
    Indiana
    Whites DFX & Beach Hunter ID
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    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    pucker up!

    HH
    -GC

  10. #10
    us
    Mar 2005
    Myrtle Creek, Oregon
    Whites DFX - W/ DX-1 ,, GMT gold getter
    191
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    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    ROTFLMAO Thats a good one
    Glen

  11. #11
    us
    Mar 2005
    Myrtle Creek, Oregon
    Whites DFX - W/ DX-1 ,, GMT gold getter
    191
    4 times

    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    OH.Judy Thats Hilarious I had to wipe the tears before I could respond. I'm still ROTFLMAO.
    Glen

  12. #12
    se
    Sep 2006
    Sweden
    White's V3, Minelab Explorer II & XP Deus.
    6,484
    2095 times
    Prospecting

    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

    Geologists are gneiss, tuff, and a little wacke.

  13. #13
    stefen

    Re: Don't mess with Old Farts

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