Don't mess with Old Farts
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a
western town one day.
He'd been out in the desert for about six months
without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied
his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his
face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the
saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man
and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever
danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No,
I never did dance. I just never wanted to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
"Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and
started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody
was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last
bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go
back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,
and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got
quiet.
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned
around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on
the ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've
always wanted to."
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a
western town one day.
He'd been out in the desert for about six months
without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied
his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his
face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the
saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey
in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man
and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever
danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No,
I never did dance. I just never wanted to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
"Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and
started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody
was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last
bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go
back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,
and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got
quiet.
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned
around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on
the ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've
always wanted to."
