DeepseekerADS
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- Mar 3, 2013
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- Detector(s) used
- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
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Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's
court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts,but he knew the
penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for
Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would
cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's
brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen
that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that
only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio
the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it
into his mouth, and for the next four hours,Nick worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent
breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the
Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold
coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon
Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the
Physician could never report this matter to the King shooed
him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose
of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The
King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY............
Pay your bills.
court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts,but he knew the
penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for
Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would
cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's
brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen
that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that
only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio
the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it
into his mouth, and for the next four hours,Nick worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent
breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the
Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold
coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon
Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the
Physician could never report this matter to the King shooed
him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose
of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The
King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY............
Pay your bills.
