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  1. #1
    Apr 2006
    Vancouver - WA
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    Swedish Doctor

    Swedish Doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting,
    so he told his assistant,.... "Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and
    ve don't vant to close the clinic. I vant you to take care of the
    clinic and take care of our patients".

    "Ya sure..." answers Ole.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ole,
    how vas your day?"

    Ole tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache
    so I gave him TYLENOL.

    "Ya sure Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.

    "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Ole.

    "Ya sure, you betcha Ole! You're good at this and vhat about the third
    one?" asks the doctor.

    "Sir, I vas sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a voman
    enters like a flame, she pulls off her dress, flings her long
    undervear in the corner and lies down on the table and shouts: "HELP
    ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"

    And vhat did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.

    "I put eye drops in her eyes."
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  2. #2
    Sep 2006
    White's V3, Minelab Explorer II & XP Deus.
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    Re: Swedish Doctor

    Geologists are gneiss, tuff, and a little wacke.

  3. #3

    Jan 2007
    Garrett AT Pro Fisher F5
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    Re: Swedish Doctor

    What a guy!!!!! :P :P



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