Swedish Doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he told his assistant,.... "Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and
ve don't vant to close the clinic. I vant you to take care of the
clinic and take care of our patients".
"Ya sure..." answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ole,
how vas your day?"
Ole tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache
so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Ya sure Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Ole.
"Ya sure, you betcha Ole! You're good at this and vhat about the third
one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I vas sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a voman
enters like a flame, she pulls off her dress, flings her long
undervear in the corner and lies down on the table and shouts: "HELP
ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!"