WV Hillbilly
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An old man and his wife were driving along on a cold snowy day . The old man said to his wife , look at the little skunk there by the side of the road . The old lady said OH pa he looks so cold , he's shivering and shaking something awful . Can we pick him up and put him in the truck with us till he gets warmed up ? The old fella says , I guess it would'nt hurt , he's not much more than a baby . They picked him up and she held him on her lap as they continued driving . After about 15 minutes she says , pa I don't think he's getting warm he's still shivering something awful , what should we do ? Pa says , he's just a baby so just stick him up under your dress . Bu , Bu , But what about the smell ? Aw just hold your finger over his nose . He He 
