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  1. #1
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    This aint no damn flea circus!!!

    Mar 2006
    Livin' in a tar-paper shack in the woods of Eastern Idaho!
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    Shipwrecked with Hilary Clinton

    A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a
    sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around,
    he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being
    there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions
    to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

    One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
    clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
    lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

    But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
    the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of
    them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
    The only survivor was Hilary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced
    Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening -
    red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze--perfect for a night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought
    the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to
    Hillary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear, "Would you mind taking the dog for
    a walk?"

    "Agitate! Agitate! Ought to be the motto of every reformer. Agitation is the opposite of stagnation...... one is life, the other death."
    -Ernestine L. Rose-

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  3. #2
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    Wolfpack Life Member

    Mar 2005
    Stephens City, Virginia
    Treasure Ace250 Tesoro Cibola
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    Re: Shipwrecked with Hilary Clinton

    Good Grief, Mighty AP, that got me good!!!



    DM

  4. #3

    Sep 2006
    462

    Re: Shipwrecked with Hilary Clinton

    BAHHHHHHHHD DOG
    papa
                    South West Virginia

  5. #4

    Mar 2005
    Minelab Explorer SE/Garrett GTI 2500/ Ace 250
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    Re: Shipwrecked with Hilary Clinton

    hahahaha!!! nice one!
    GTI 2500/ACE 250

  6. #5

    Dec 2006
    West Virginia
    TIME RANGER CZ3D ACE 250
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    Re: Shipwrecked with Hilary Clinton

    I'd be surprised if the dog wanted anything to do with billary .

  7. #6
    us
    Dec 2005
    Eugene, Oregon
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    Re: Shipwrecked with Hilary Clinton


  8. #7
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    Melissa

    Aug 2005
    Oak Ridge, TN
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    Re: Shipwrecked with Hilary Clinton


    >>Poor dog. Probably bored the dog to death on how she was going to bring health care to the island.<< Paul Is Dead

    LOLOL

 

 

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