Signs of Getting Old

[stefen]

Three men were sitting in the park talking about getting old.

The first man stated that he got up a 6:30 and it took him a half hour to pee.

The second man said that he gets up at 6:00 and it takes him an hour to poop.

And the third man said with a smile, at 7:00 I pee like a race horse, and at 8:00 I take a big healthy poop.

The only problem is that I don't get up til 9 O'clock.

 

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[wolfmanjoe3]

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhh. Not looking forward to those aspects of growing old. What can you do about it? Depends...

 

[TheSleeper]

I always heard and believe "its better to burn out then rust away" ...

 

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[jeff of pa]

LOL

Another sign of Getting Old.

Picked up my Car at the Garge Drove 30 Mile to Wallmart
Realized I left my set of keys at the Garage (used my spare key)

Did my Grocery Shopping
drove 30 miles back to the garage picked up my keys,
drove 10 mile home & while putting my Groceries away,
Realized I forgot my Bag of Meats at wallmart.

Drove 10 Mile the other Direction to another store & bought what I left Sitting at wallmart :P

 

[hollowpointred]

LOL

Another sign of Getting Old.

Picked up my Car at the Garge Drove 30 Mile to Wallmart
Realized I left my set of keys at the Garage (used my spare key)

Did my Grocery Shopping
drove 30 miles back to the garage picked up my keys,
drove 10 mile home & while putting my Groceries away,
Realized I forgot my Bag of Meats at wallmart.

Drove 10 Mile the other Direction to another store & bought what I left Sitting at wallmart :P

a "senior moment!"

 

[stoney56]

Another is when you watch the local weather and when they give the historical record highs and lows, you realize you were alive on both those days.

 

[fossis]

The best thing about me is my forgetter, Fossis................

 

[WV Hillbilly]

I hate it when I go in + pay for my gas then run out 10 miles down the road because I forgot to pump it .

 

[nhbenz]

Well, unfortunately I've been that forgetful since I was a kid... I recall going into the local buger king (around age 12) I ordered a small fry, just to get some scratch-off game ticket that they were promoting at the time. I gave him the 59 cents then excitedly sat and scatched the game ticket. Quickly finding that I was "not a winner" I began to leave when the kid behind the counter said "hey, do you want your fries?"