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  1. #1
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    Feb 2006
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    Signs of Getting Old

    Three men were sitting in the park talking about getting old.

    The first man stated that he got up a 6:30 and it took him a half hour to pee.

    The second man said that he gets up at 6:00 and it takes him an hour to poop.

    And the third man said with a smile, at 7:00 I pee like a race horse, and at 8:00 I take a big healthy poop.

    The only problem is that I don't get up til 9 O'clock.
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    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

  2. #2

    Dec 2006
    West central Pennsylvania
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old

    Ooooooooooooohhhhhhh. Not looking forward to those aspects of growing old. What can you do about it? Depends...
    If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got...

  3. #3
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    Sultan of the Sand

    Nov 2006
    Virginia
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old

    I always heard and believe "its better to burn out then rust away" ...

  4. #4
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    Oct 2006
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old


  5. #5
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    us
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    S.W. Schuylkill County
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old

    LOL

    Another sign of Getting Old.

    Picked up my Car at the Garge Drove 30 Mile to Wallmart
    Realized I left my set of keys at the Garage (used my spare key)

    Did my Grocery Shopping
    drove 30 miles back to the garage picked up my keys,
    drove 10 mile home & while putting my Groceries away,
    Realized I forgot my Bag of Meats at wallmart.

    Drove 10 Mile the other Direction to another store & bought what I left Sitting at wallmart :P

  6. #6

    Mar 2005
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old

    Quote Originally Posted by jeff of pa
    LOL

    Another sign of Getting Old.

    Picked up my Car at the Garge Drove 30 Mile to Wallmart
    Realized I left my set of keys at the Garage (used my spare key)

    Did my Grocery Shopping
    drove 30 miles back to the garage picked up my keys,
    drove 10 mile home & while putting my Groceries away,
    Realized I forgot my Bag of Meats at wallmart.

    Drove 10 Mile the other Direction to another store & bought what I left Sitting at wallmart :P

    a "senior moment!"
    GTI 2500/ACE 250

  7. #7
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    Random chance seems to have operated in our favor

    Oct 2004
    Oklahoma
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old

    Another is when you watch the local weather and when they give the historical record highs and lows, you realize you were alive on both those days.

  8. #8
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    Jan 2007
    eastern Oklahoma
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old






    The best thing about me is my forgetter, Fossis................
    fossil hunter Indian Artifact collector MDer Antique collector

  9. #9

    Dec 2006
    West Virginia
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old

    I hate it when I go in + pay for my gas then run out 10 miles down the road because I forgot to pump it .

  10. #10
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    Beep beep 'm beep beep Yeah

    Dec 2004
    Brentwood, NH
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    Re: Signs of Getting Old

    Well, unfortunately I've been that forgetful since I was a kid... I recall going into the local buger king (around age 12) I ordered a small fry, just to get some scratch-off game ticket that they were promoting at the time. I gave him the 59 cents then excitedly sat and scatched the game ticket. Quickly finding that I was "not a winner" I began to leave when the kid behind the counter said "hey, do you want your fries?"
    Former Caveman... my brain shrunk.

 

 

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