FCCDFEd
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> 9 months later!!!
>
> Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
> Jack's minivan and headed north.
>
> After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
> So they pulled into a nearby farm
> with a very lavish home and asked the attractive lady who answered the
> door if they could spend the night.
>
> 'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
> all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,'
> she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay
> in my house.'
>
> 'Don't worry,' Jack said.. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
> if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at
> first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the
> barn and settled in for the night.
>
> Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
> enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
> But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
> attorney. It took him a few minutes to
> figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney
> of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend...
>
> He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
> good-looking widow from the farm
> we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
>
> "Yes, I do." Said Bob
>
> "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
> the house and pay her a visit?"
>
> "Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found
> out, I have to admit that I did.."
>
> "And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your
> name?"
>
> Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry,
> buddy.. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?"
>
> "She just died and left me everything."
>
> Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
> Jack's minivan and headed north.
>
> After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
> So they pulled into a nearby farm
> with a very lavish home and asked the attractive lady who answered the
> door if they could spend the night.
>
> 'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
> all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,'
> she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay
> in my house.'
>
> 'Don't worry,' Jack said.. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And
> if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at
> first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the
> barn and settled in for the night.
>
> Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
> enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
> But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
> attorney. It took him a few minutes to
> figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney
> of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend...
>
> He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
> good-looking widow from the farm
> we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
>
> "Yes, I do." Said Bob
>
> "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
> the house and pay her a visit?"
>
> "Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found
> out, I have to admit that I did.."
>
> "And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your
> name?"
>
> Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry,
> buddy.. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?"
>
> "She just died and left me everything."
