Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
>> >> >> surgeries they had performed.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my
>> >> >> favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident.
>>I
>> >> >> reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private
>>concert
>> >> >> for The Queen of England."
>> >> >>>
>> >> >> The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
>> >> >> and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and two years
>> >> >> later
>> >> >> he won gold medal in track and field in the Olympics."
>> >> >>>
>> >> >> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
>> >> >> woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse
>> >> >> head-on
>> >> >> into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
>> >> >> with
>> >> >> was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put
>> >> >> them together and now she's a senator from New York."
>> >> >> surgeries they had performed.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my
>> >> >> favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident.
>>I
>> >> >> reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private
>>concert
>> >> >> for The Queen of England."
>> >> >>>
>> >> >> The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
>> >> >> and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and two years
>> >> >> later
>> >> >> he won gold medal in track and field in the Olympics."
>> >> >>>
>> >> >> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
>> >> >> woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse
>> >> >> head-on
>> >> >> into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
>> >> >> with
>> >> >> was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put
>> >> >> them together and now she's a senator from New York."
