Found this on my mailbox today

[Forzac1981]

Today I received my Obamacare survival pack from the White House.
It contained:

- a parachute with no rip cord
- an Obama hope and change bumper sticker
- instructions for over-inflating tires
- a Bush's fault yard sign
- a Blame Boehner poster
- a Tax The Rich banner
- an application for unemployment
- an application for food stamps
- a prayer rug
- a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren.

Everything was made in China and all instructions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Your
survival pack should be arriving shortly.

 

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[Prov3rb]

Banner find for sure

 

[Diggin-N-Dumps]

...I hope mine has a one way Plane ticket to Canada

 

[cje]

Isn't there a bs forum for posts like this?

 

[Diggin-N-Dumps]

Bushland Baby!!! lol

Who brought up Bush? ...."You're living in the past man"

 

[JunkShopFiddler]

Cool...can I have the unemployment application?

 

[Forzac1981]

this was suppose to be a joke so we can relax from the everyday stress that life throws at us me personally didn't posted this to get anybody offended let's have a laugh and move forward tnet.

 

[JunkShopFiddler]

Isn't there a bs forum for posts like this?

Comedy forum...Most comedy is BS...it's just "funny BS" ...A hundred and fifty guys walk into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, this is BS, this bar is only big enough for thirty people"...What does this mean? I don't know, guess it's BS.

 

[jerseyben]

I will say the same thing I said last time this was copy/pasted on here:

This isn't "comedy". It is politics poorly disguised as comedy.

 

[Forzac1981]

I tried to say it was a joke but some people take things to personal. We all grown ups and we need to laugh once in a while let's take this oportunity to do it and move forward. God bless tjis great nation that we live on. Thanks tnet

 

[G.A.P.metal]

Forzac
Don`t let to wet blankets get you down....they only like their own posts !
NHBandit got it right !
Gary

 

[Forzac1981]

Will do sir thanks

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Forzac
Don`t let to wet blankets get you down....they only like their own posts !
NHBandit got it right !
Gary

Still POLITICS! Calling ppl "wet blankets", eh...? WHERE have I heard/seen THAT, before...?

 

[NHBandit]

Guys I'm not trying to start anything either. It just gets really old that one particular member keeps crying wolf all the damn time. Day after day. The rules say political discussions are not allowed. That's cool. This wasn't a discussion. It was simply a joke someone posted. Nitpicking over every single thing that even remotely refers to ANY politician is surely NOT an attempt to have a political discussion. A joke is simply a joke. This silly crap needs to stop. We are here to have fun. People need to stop trying their best to suck all the fun out of it. Some of them would prefer if we had a new rule that said "no joking"... I have never in my life seen so many thin skinned people...

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

It was posted as a joke, this is comedy central forum.... keep the political arguement out of it and move on.....






American by birth, Patriot by choice.

I would rather die standing on my two feet defending our Constitution than live a lifetime on my knees......

 

[Chadeaux]

... We all grown ups ...

After seeing the two comments in question, I question your assertion that we are ALL grownups. Some folks have to turn EVERYTHING into politics.

Joke was funny, apolitical, and I enjoyed it.

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You folks who complained should realize that the first word in "Politically Correct" proves that you are dragging politics into the conversation as you are politically motivated to say what you did.

More importantly, you should remember that POLITICS is VERBOTTEN here.

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Now, back to being human and laughing once in a while - especially at funny jokes like the first post in this thread.

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

I asked politely to move on......






American by birth, Patriot by choice.

I would rather die standing on my two feet defending our Constitution than live a lifetime on my knees......