packerbacker
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My Daddy's a Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers didfor
a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman,
doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him
about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in
his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with
some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
otherchildren to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is
helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers didfor
a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman,
doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him
about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in
his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with
some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
otherchildren to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is
helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
