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The customer, an older lady asked the grocer, "Do you have any String Beans?"
"No", replied the grocer.
"You sure?, the old lady asked again.
"Look Lady, if you take the Russet out of Russet potatoes, what do you have?
"Well, potatoes, of course."
"Ok, and if you take Straw out of Strawberries, what do you have?"
"berries, of course."
"Now if you take F*** out of String Beans, what do you have?"
In a huff, the old lady replied, "There ain't any F*** in Green Beans."
"Thats what I've trying to tell you...There ain't any F***ing Green Beans."
"No", replied the grocer.
"You sure?, the old lady asked again.
"Look Lady, if you take the Russet out of Russet potatoes, what do you have?
"Well, potatoes, of course."
"Ok, and if you take Straw out of Strawberries, what do you have?"
"berries, of course."
"Now if you take F*** out of String Beans, what do you have?"
In a huff, the old lady replied, "There ain't any F*** in Green Beans."
"Thats what I've trying to tell you...There ain't any F***ing Green Beans."
