Our Good Friends---The IRS
Welcome guest, is this your first visit?
Member
Discoveries
 
Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. #1
    stefen

    Our Good Friends---The IRS

    Subject: IRS


    > The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit
    > a synagogue.
    >
    > The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and
    > says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
    >
    > "Yes," answered the Rabbi.
    >
    > "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
    >
    > "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we
    > have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and
    > then, they send us a free box of candles."
    >
    > "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question
    > actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another
    > question, in his obnoxious way...
    >
    > "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do... with
    > the crumbs from the matzo?"
    >
    > "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the
    > crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now
    > and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
    >
    > "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
    > "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
    > the circumcisions? "
    >
    > "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
    > save up all the foreskins. And when we have enough we actually send
    > them to the Internal Revenue Service."
    >
    > "Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
    >
    > "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue Service. And... about
    > once a year, they send us a little prick like you."
    >



  2. #2
    us
    May 2005
    Northern California
    8,312
    2990 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting

    Re: Our Good Friends---The IRS

    Watch out, it's tax time!
    Banking off a Northeast wind, sailin' on a summer breeze

  3. #3

    Oct 2005
    De Pere/Green Bay Wisconsin
    235
    1 times

    Re: Our Good Friends---The IRS

    alternate ending/punchline....
    Auditor: It shows here that you reported an income from circumcisions as "misc." Why is that?
    Rabbi: We sell the foreskins to gays for chewing gum!
    Right now I am, but before I was even more...or less.

  4. #4
    stefen

    Re: Our Good Friends---The IRS


 

 

Sponsored Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.3.0