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stefen
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Subject: IRS
> The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit
> a synagogue.
>
> The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and
> says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
>
> "Yes," answered the Rabbi.
>
> "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
>
> "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we
> have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and
> then, they send us a free box of candles."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question
> actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another
> question, in his obnoxious way...
>
> "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do... with
> the crumbs from the matzo?"
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the
> crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now
> and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
> "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
> the circumcisions? "
>
> "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
> save up all the foreskins. And when we have enough we actually send
> them to the Internal Revenue Service."
>
> "Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue Service. And... about
> once a year, they send us a little prick like you."
>
> The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit
> a synagogue.
>
> The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and
> says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
>
> "Yes," answered the Rabbi.
>
> "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
>
> "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we
> have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and
> then, they send us a free box of candles."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question
> actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another
> question, in his obnoxious way...
>
> "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do... with
> the crumbs from the matzo?"
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the
> crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now
> and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
> "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
> the circumcisions? "
>
> "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
> save up all the foreskins. And when we have enough we actually send
> them to the Internal Revenue Service."
>
> "Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue Service. And... about
> once a year, they send us a little prick like you."
>
