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    The Hookers Union

    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

    Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.


    His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

    The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

    "That's more like it!" the union man said.

    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

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    "I'd like her," he said.

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
    "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next!"

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    Ahhh. Unions are great. As a farmer, I'm a card carrying member of the E.I.E.I.O
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunFarce View Post
    Ahhh. Unions are great. As a farmer, I'm a card carrying member of the E.I.E.I.O
    Been OINKIN instead of BOINKIN...
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