DeepseekerADS
Gold Member
- Mar 3, 2013
- 14,880
- 21,725
- Detector(s) used
- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
- Primary Interest:
- Other
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partnerâs name on your hand in case you canât remember...
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol or whatever you use ready in case you actually complete the act...
8. Make all the noise you want... The neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news ... even if its 8PM... !!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, âLetâs go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, âPick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and youâre barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little actionâ means you don't need to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
âgetting luckyâ means you find your car in the parking lot...
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighterâ means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partnerâs name on your hand in case you canât remember...
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol or whatever you use ready in case you actually complete the act...
8. Make all the noise you want... The neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news ... even if its 8PM... !!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, âLetâs go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, âPick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and youâre barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little actionâ means you don't need to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
âgetting luckyâ means you find your car in the parking lot...
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighterâ means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.