DeepseekerADS
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- Mar 3, 2013
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I once got pneumonia and landed in the hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,"and how are we doing this morning?"
Or.... "are we ready for a bath?"
Or... "are we hungry?"
I had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, "My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today."
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, "well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!"
The nurse fainted... I just smiled!
DON'T MESS WITH we mature people..... you'll lose every time!
Or.... "are we ready for a bath?"
Or... "are we hungry?"
I had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, "My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today."
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, "well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!"
The nurse fainted... I just smiled!
DON'T MESS WITH we mature people..... you'll lose every time!
