Hmmmm.....

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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

 

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[texasred777]

I guess it works for some people. What about the caution of seeing a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours lol

 

[Rawhide]

On a good note, some of the ingredients of Viagra is used in other products, you may not even know your taking it. As a older male, I found this out by accident. As for the four hour thing, try a day and a half. Guess it depends on the male. I am a distributor of a diet supplement for heart health. Seems the stuff that makes a semi is also good for your heart too. The wife does not complain either. lol. Ty for sharing.

 

[stefen]

Some men need a semi just to keep from peeing on their shoes...

 

[texasred777]

I was taking some blood pressure meds that really 'killed' the sex life. The doctor gave me a script for some Viagra. He said it was like the slow ride to the top on a roller coaster; then the quick rush to the bottom. Viagra worked at times; but wasn't the 'cure-all' for me. Once it worked a little too well. Didn't last for 4 hours or more; but for about 2 hours! (The wife wasn't really impressed; said 'once is enough'.) Finally started taking some pills to slow the heart rate, which was a little too fast, and that worked better than the BP pills. Also, got to seeing red 'flashes' when on the Viagra. Never knew just what that was.

 

[Chadeaux]

What was the name of that movie ... "If you don't stop you'll go blind" or something like that. Never saw it personally, but remember seeing the ads all over the place. Usually a "Midnight Movie".

 

[texasred777]

First time I've heard about this movie. Growing up, that's what all the boys were told about hmmm, ummm, self satisfaction. lol

 

[stefen]

Rosy Palm & her 5 sisters...