Death By Pun.....

old digger

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Jan 15, 2012
7,502
7,298
Montana
Detector(s) used
White's MXT
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
* I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

* When chemists die, they barium.

* Jokes about German Sausage are the wurst.

* A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

* I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

* How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

* I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

* A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

* What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.

* I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
 

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JunkShopFiddler

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Feb 15, 2013
1,053
1,059
SW Indiana
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Garrett GTP 1350
Primary Interest:
Metal Detecting
Those are great...My friends and I have started a band. We're gonna' call it 999 megabytes...because we haven't got a gig yet.
 

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