Plane Crashing

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So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane.

The airplane was about to crash, and there were 4 passengers left, but only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger, Rick Perry said “I’m the governor of the great state of Texas, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of millions of people, helping lead our state to prosperity, etc.” So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said “I am the future first female President of the United States, and I am the smartest woman in the world.” So she takes the second parachute and exits the plane.

The third passenger, Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old boy scout “I am old and frail and I don’t have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.”

The boy scout said “It’s okay! There’s a parachute left for you. The ‘world’s smartest woman’ took my backpack.”


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Hey Treasure Hunter!! PLEASE!! Hilarious!! He He!! I was finishing Medical School up in Little Rock when ole Quick Willie and Hill were in the Governor's Palace!! The stories were rampart around the Rock!! Anyway, GOOD LUCK and GOOD HUNTING!! VERDE!!
 

dieselram94

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I hope the backpack was filled with rocks and lead.
 

Chadeaux

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Hey Treasure Hunter!! PLEASE!! Hilarious!! He He!! I was finishing Medical School up in Little Rock when ole Quick Willie and Hill were in the Governor's Palace!! The stories were rampart around the Rock!! Anyway, GOOD LUCK and GOOD HUNTING!! VERDE!!

Yep, and only in Arkansas could a State Trooper commit suicide at his girlfriend's grave by shooting himself at the base of the back his skull with a .357 revolver ...
 

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