German court upholds mans right to pee standing up

[jeff of pa]

German court upholds man's right to pee standing up

BERLIN (AP) — A German court has ruled that a tenant who liked to pee standing up doesn't owe his landlord money for damages apparently caused by splashing, or missing his target altogether.
The Duesseldorf administrative court rejected the landlord's claim of 1,900 euros ($2,200) for alleged damage to the bathroom's marble floor, the dpa news agency reported Thursday.
While accepting expert testimony that urine had damaged the marble, Judge Stefan Hank ruled the man's method was within cultural norms, saying that "despite the increasing domestication of men in this context, urinating standing up is still common practice."

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[DeepseekerADS]

Thank the Lord I still have the right to stand during a man's normal process

Reminds me of that old movie, Freebie and the Bean. Can't find that scene on Youtube, where the big Texan was in the back seat of the patrol car telling the cops they both "squatted to pee"...

"Bet ya both squat to pee"

 

[jeff of pa]

I still can't help but think if the judge had been a Woman.
the outcome would not have been as fair

 

[texasred777]

I know several men who should be made to sit when they pee! One of them is my son. I have to tell him to go clean up after leaves a mess. Disgusting. I told him if I had to clean up after, I would make him clean up after me. He's getting better!

 

[rick67]

I know several men who should be made to sit when they pee! One of them is my son. I have to tell him to go clean up after leaves a mess. Disgusting. I told him if I had to clean up after, I would make him clean up after me. He's getting better!

If he's anything like my two boys you probably here (It Wasn't Me!)

 

[Goose-0]

My dad always said, "Go in the toilet...go in the toilet! Do I have to tie a stick on it?"

 

[texasred777]

I remembered just now, about 1982, I was working in and out of an office. When I was at the office, I used the men's room. Couple of times I was taking meds for a UTI. 'Course it changed the color of my urine. Then one day my supervisor told me, didn't ask me, to stand closer to the urinal when I used it. I asked him why he was telling me this. He said because the urine that the janitor had to clean from the floor under it was colored. I told him I wasn't on any meds. He looked at me like he thought I was lying to him. About 2 weeks later, he asked me if I was still urinating on the floor, that the janitor was still complaining about the mess around the urinal. I looked the man straight in the eye and told him truthfully, "I haven't used that urinal since the day you told me to stand closer. I have been using the toilet bowl ever since. You need to go find someone else to blame and get off my back."
About 2 months later, he came to me and apologized. One of the drivers for the other part of the business, was the culprit. I don't know how he found out, but I was vindicated!

 

[signal_line]

i thought that's what sinks are for.

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

Worried about me standing up? First they gotta make me stop walking

 

[rick67]

i thought that's what sinks are for.

You must be one of those guys that uses penn station.

 

[boogeyman]

I still can't help but think if the judge had been a Woman.
the outcome would not have been as fair

Naw, She would've just assigned a potty monitor for 90 days & a fine.

 

[Slingshot]

Wow, the right to pee while standing up in Germany, I'll remember that in case I manage to visit there again. Is that a civil right or a human right. Oh yeah, don't forget to put the seat back down or you might be facing prison time. I'm surprised that our legal system over here hasn't tackled this yet, too busy harassing treasure hunters I guess.

 

[stefen]

Heard of squatters rights but this takes the prize...

 

[Gold Maven]

Hilarious South Park where they make a law to pee sitting down, because a little boy left the seat up, and his mom died as a result.

 

[boogeyman]

Heard of squatters rights but this takes the prize...

Let's all start a protest! Sit on the throne & let it go on the floor!

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

At your house

 

[worldtalker]

A friend had this in His potty room.

I used to tell people....pee IN it..not On it!!

GOD Bless

Chris

 

[bzbadger]

No joke they were having issues of men not aiming as well as they could at Dulles airport so they put bulls eye targets in the toilets and urinals and the problem decreased exponentially. They did this because a study came out stating if a man is given something to aim at he will do his best to hit it, apparently its true.

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

I aim for the sidewall to minimize splash back

 

[Peyton Manning]

yep I also use geometry to advantage