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    Jobs

    1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, But I got canned. Couldn't concentrate . . .

    2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe . . .

    3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

    4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

    5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the Thyme.

    6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it . . . Couldn't cut the mustard.

    7. My best job was a Musician, But eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

    8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, But didn't have any patience.

    9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

    10. I became a Professional Fisherman, But discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

    11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, But the work was just too draining.

    12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, But they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

    14. My last job was working in Starbucks, But had to quit because it was the same old grind.

    15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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