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I'm writing this letter to tell you that I've left you for your brother. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years and I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks you have neglected me completely. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today, which was the last straw.
Your Ex-Wife
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving to KwaZulu Natal together! Have a great life!
REPLY.....
Dear Ex-wife,
Sweetheart, I am so sorry to hear this. The reason I have been so distant these last two weeks is because I won the 30-million Rand Lotto the week before last and I was busy wrapping up my job. To surprise you I bought 2 tickets for us to tour the world, but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer says that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a cent from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Husband, Rich-As-Hell.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem
Your Ex-Wife
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving to KwaZulu Natal together! Have a great life!
REPLY.....
Dear Ex-wife,
Sweetheart, I am so sorry to hear this. The reason I have been so distant these last two weeks is because I won the 30-million Rand Lotto the week before last and I was busy wrapping up my job. To surprise you I bought 2 tickets for us to tour the world, but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer says that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a cent from me. So take care.
Your Ex-Husband, Rich-As-Hell.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem
