BRAIN TRANSPLANT

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Brain Transplant

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired & somber. "I'me afraid
I'me the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well how much does a brain cost?"
The DR. quickly responded, " $5,000 for a male brain, & $200.00 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The DR. smiled at the childish innocence & explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


;D, Fossis...............
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Stargeezer said:
I don't get it.

Meaning that the Females used their brains
much more than men, ;D

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