Never trust A Woman‏

DeepseekerADS

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Mar 3, 2013
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working
in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with
whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took
his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.

Three months later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
 

gollum

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Jan 2, 2006
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Based on the title of this thread, I thought it needed a musical background:

 

Honest Samuel

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# 1 is funny, but if single men find treasures, marry a woman already rich, or do not get marry, just have girlfriends.
 

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