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- Mar 3, 2013
- 14,880
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- Detector(s) used
- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
- Primary Interest:
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians,
Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as āHILLBILLIESā.
You must now refer to them as
āAPPALACHIAN-AMERICANSā.
And furthermore, you must be Politically Correct when speaking about
WOMEN. For example:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'. She is a
āBREASTED AMERICANā.
2. She is not 'EASY'. She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLEā.
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE'. She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY'.
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND'. She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION'.
5. She does not 'NAG' you. She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE'.
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER'. She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER'.
And, HEREāS HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT'. He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY'.
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER'. He is
'OVERLY CAUCASIAN'.
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME'. He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS'.
4. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS'. He develops a case of
āRECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION'.
5. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants. It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE'.
Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as āHILLBILLIESā.
You must now refer to them as
āAPPALACHIAN-AMERICANSā.
And furthermore, you must be Politically Correct when speaking about
WOMEN. For example:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'. She is a
āBREASTED AMERICANā.
2. She is not 'EASY'. She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLEā.
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE'. She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY'.
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND'. She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION'.
5. She does not 'NAG' you. She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE'.
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER'. She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER'.
And, HEREāS HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT'. He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY'.
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER'. He is
'OVERLY CAUCASIAN'.
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME'. He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS'.
4. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS'. He develops a case of
āRECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION'.
5. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants. It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE'.
