Police Investigate Man For ‘Revenge Fart’ After Woman Rejected Sexual Advances

[Oregon Viking]

This belongs here........

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[Peyton Manning]

One of the most embarrassing moments of my life was back in 1999. I was selling Inifiniti at the time. It was mid July (100+), and an elderly couple wanted to drive an I35. We started driving, and I started getting gas cramps like you wouldn't believe. I thought maybe I could do what we call a "One Cheek Sneak". This involves lifting one butt cheek and letting loose with an SBD (Silent But Deadly). So, I lifted a cheek, and let it go. It couldn't have been louder or smellier if I would have had been at a "beans, pickled eggs, and Jaegermeister Festival" the day before, and TRIED to be loud!

They both rolled down their windows, turned and looked back at me. I felt about an inch tall. I figured I lost the sale, but asked anyway, "Would you like to go inside and look at some numbers on this car?" The reply was hilarious:

"Sure, but not on THAT one! Do you have another one just like it?" HAHAHA

Mike

STOP IT dude, you're killing me!

 

[stefen]

One of the most embarrassing moments of my life was back in 1999. I was selling Inifiniti at the time. It was mid July (100+), and an elderly couple wanted to drive an I35. We started driving, and I started getting gas cramps like you wouldn't believe. I thought maybe I could do what we call a "One Cheek Sneak". This involves lifting one butt cheek and letting loose with an SBD (Silent But Deadly). So, I lifted a cheek, and let it go. It couldn't have been louder or smellier if I would have had been at a "beans, pickled eggs, and Jaegermeister Festival" the day before, and TRIED to be loud!

They both rolled down their windows, turned and looked back at me. I felt about an inch tall. I figured I lost the sale, but asked anyway, "Would you like to go inside and look at some numbers on this car?" The reply was hilarious:

"Sure, but not on THAT one! Do you have another one just like it?" HAHAHA

Mike

For a moment I thought you'd end by saying APRIL FOOLS....

Anybody know if a Gin & Tonic splatter will affect an I-Mac screen?

 

[stefen]

Way back when I was 11 or 12, our Scout Master arranged for a Doc to give our Troop its annual physicals...

When it was my time for me to turn my head and cough, having a finger stuck up the ole scrote (1st time in my life), the shock and raising up on my tippy-toes caused a violent combustible reaction...

Needless to say, the Doc as well as everyone else jumped ship...

Priceless....

 

[stefen]

This belongs here........

Fart Machine / Fart Sound Board

Pardon the pun but the Fart Sound Board is a gas...

 

[ARC]

I was in a Best Buy store years ago... but could never forget ... while looking at some music or DVD's or whatever...
there was some big chick on the other isle... no one else around...
when she left I went to that side to further my search.

Wrong move.
My god... my eyes were burning... I was gagging and coughing... tears started. sheesh

I quickly left and walked far away as to not get caught at the scene of the crime so anyone else who happened to go there would not see me and think I did it.

Arrg,
And the ole... "If you smell something you actually are also tasting it" came to mind. heh

 

[ARC]

BTW... some "different posts" on here are considered "a breath of fresh air" at times...

Well this is different all right... but the "air" quality is in question.

 

[stefen]

I was in a Best Buy store years ago... but could never forget ... while looking at some music or DVD's or whatever...
there was some big chick on the other isle... no one else around...
when she left I went to that side to further my search.

Wrong move.
My god... my eyes were burning... I was gagging and coughing... tears started. sheesh

I quickly left and walked far away as to not get caught at the scene of the crime so anyone else who happened to go there would not see me and think I did it.

Arrg,
And the ole... "If you smell something you actually are also tasting it" came to mind. heh

That my friend is a prime example of "CROP DUSTING"...you experienced first hand...

 

[NWMP]

Way back when I was 11 or 12, our Scout Master arranged for a Doc to give our Troop its annual physicals...
When it was my time for me to turn my head and cough, having a finger stuck up the ole scrote (1st time in my life), the shock and raising up on my tippy-toes caused a violent combustible reaction...
.

I came back from 6 week army cadet camp as a 14 or 15 year old. While there we had a month and a half to perfect our belching and flatulance, through constant practice. Longevity, timing, volume and pitch became an art. So flash forward to a day or two after getting out of camp and standing in the line of a major grocery store till line with my mother. With subconscious self trained timing for peak performance I let rip a horrendous bellow that left my mother in shock and myself red to purple faced as people turned to look. It was so second nature by then that I forgot were I was.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

LOL! ROFL!

 

[Nitric]

I have a really big friend that cleared a bus on a High school field trip. One of the woman teachers made the bus driver pull over and we all got off the bus to let it air out.Nasty, dense, and lingering!!!! He was pulled into the Principals office the next day, but nothing was done about it. Still, laughed and talked about 20 some years later by us though!

 

[stefen]

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