AT THE NEW SENIORS Residences COMPLEX !!!

DeepseekerADS

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On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:

"The female quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. .

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a older gentleman standing up in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass???"
 

austin

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Ok, I love your stuff, but this one I just can't accept. At this stage of my life(pushin 70), it would take 50 gallons of liquid VIAGRA to even cost me $20 and after testimony, I'd get my money back...
 

old digger

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You would be surprised at what does happen at some of those assisted living establishments. Just leave those older folks alone, they surely deserve a little romance especially at their age and if their former spouses have already passed. My grandfather remarried at 84 yrs. and spent another 12 years with his second wife.
 

Rebel - KGC

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YEP! "Old Cougars" & "Stud Muffins"... in wheel-chairs; it DOES happen... I saw it in my "in-law"'s facility. :icon_thumleft:
 

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Rebel - KGC

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Ok, I love your stuff, but this one I just can't accept. At this stage of my life(pushin 70), it would take 50 gallons of liquid VIAGRA to even cost me $20 and after testimony, I'd get my money back...
"Liquid Viagra" in tube-feeding...? YIKES!
 

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