DeepseekerADS
Gold Member
- Mar 3, 2013
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- Detector(s) used
- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
- Primary Interest:
- Other
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men
and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go
home "
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the
chair. "
interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men
and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go
home "
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly
and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the
chair. "
she said. 
LOVE IT! LAWL! That was funny! 
