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Broke Back Mountain Lady:
>>
>>A successful rancher died and left everything to
>>his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the
>>ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she
>>placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
>>
>>Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
>>the other a drunk.She thought long and hard about it,
>>and when no one else applied she decided to hire the
>>gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around
>>the house than the drunk.
>>
>>
>>He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
>>every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks
>>the two of them worked hard and the ranch was
>>doing very well.
>>
>>
>>Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done
>>a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should
>>go into town and kick up your heels."
>>
>>
>>The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
>>Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon
>>entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting
>>by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>>
>>
>>She quietly called him over to her.
>>
>>"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
>>Trembling, he did as she directed.
>>
>>"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
>>ever so slowly.
>>
>>"Now take off my socks." He removed each
>>gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>>
>>"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned
>>it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
>>
>>"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told
>>and
>>dropped it to the floor.
>>
>>Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
>>wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
>>
>>A successful rancher died and left everything to
>>his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the
>>ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she
>>placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
>>
>>Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
>>the other a drunk.She thought long and hard about it,
>>and when no one else applied she decided to hire the
>>gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around
>>the house than the drunk.
>>
>>
>>He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
>>every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks
>>the two of them worked hard and the ranch was
>>doing very well.
>>
>>
>>Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done
>>a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should
>>go into town and kick up your heels."
>>
>>
>>The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
>>Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon
>>entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting
>>by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>>
>>
>>She quietly called him over to her.
>>
>>"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
>>Trembling, he did as she directed.
>>
>>"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
>>ever so slowly.
>>
>>"Now take off my socks." He removed each
>>gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>>
>>"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned
>>it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
>>
>>"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told
>>and
>>dropped it to the floor.
>>
>>Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
>>wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
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