Super Bowl Tickets

[TommyB]

A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl, both box seats.
He paid $1,700 for each ticket.
He didn't realize when he bought them that this was going to be on the same
day as his wedding - so now he can't go.

If you are interested and would like to go in his place, it's at St Peter's
Church, in New York City, at 5pm.
Her name is Nancy, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs., good cook, makes $90,000 a
year! She will be the one in the white dress.

HAPPY NEW YEAR !

 

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[BigWaveDave]

Reminds me of the one where a guy and his wife were booking a cruise to celebrate their anniversary....
Then the Pats made it to the Super Bowl, in 2001.... he told her that they can't go, so the trip got cancelled.
So Super Bowl weekend arrives, Fri nite before the game, wifey says she is going to her friends for the weekend, will be home Monday, enjoy the game with the guys....
It was all good till wifey comes home, adorned with beads.....Husband is concerned, "what's up with the beads" he asks....
Her response?
She flew to New Orleans, scored tickets to the Big Game, courtesy of his bank account!
Moral: Don't piss off the wife!

 

[Old Bookaroo]

Guy and his wife show up for the game and the guy says "I wish I'd brought our refrigerator."

Wife asks "Why?"

Guy says "Because our tickets are on the front of it."

 

[Duckshot]

I don't know nothing about the Superbowl, but last time I was at the Indianapolis 500 there was a older gentleman in front of me with an empty seat next to his. I got to talking to him and he said the empty seat was for his wife who had just passed. Said they had gone to the race together for two decades. I asked if he couldn't get any other family or friends to come with him to the race, he said "Nah, they are all at the funeral today".