Duckshot
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The other day I was at the tavern tipping a glass when my new next ex-girlfriend came busting in, says to me- "Are you drunk again? ". "Not yet" i relpied.
So she gets irate about it and starts quizing me- "how many beers do you drink a night!?"
"Three, like always." l said.
"And how much a beer?"
"Four bucks each." I said.
"And you do this 365 days a year!?"
"Yeah, its been my hobby for 20 years." I said.
Then she goes all accountant on me, says "Do you realize that at four dollars a beer, three beers a day, every day for 20 years, amounts to almost $88,000!? You could have bought a Corvette if you didn't drink beer!!!"
So i asked her, "Do you drink beer?"
"No!"she says.
"Then where's your Corvette?":
So she gets irate about it and starts quizing me- "how many beers do you drink a night!?"
"Three, like always." l said.
"And how much a beer?"
"Four bucks each." I said.
"And you do this 365 days a year!?"
"Yeah, its been my hobby for 20 years." I said.
Then she goes all accountant on me, says "Do you realize that at four dollars a beer, three beers a day, every day for 20 years, amounts to almost $88,000!? You could have bought a Corvette if you didn't drink beer!!!"
So i asked her, "Do you drink beer?"
"No!"she says.
"Then where's your Corvette?":
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