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  1. #1
    us
    Quick, I need more coins to hunt:)

    Feb 2005
    Manassas Park, VA
    Whites MXT
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    driving...

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

    "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
    You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need
    more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're go
    ing to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
    when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
    LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to
    salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"


    The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
    don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

    The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like
    when I'm driving."

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  2. #2
    us
    Mar 2007
    Kerrville, TX
    White's DFX: Minelab Excalibur 1000
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    Re: driving...

    Amen to that!
    --Mel

    borninok
    To conquer your flaws, you must first accept them.

  3. #3
    stefen

    Re: driving...

    Turn about is really fair play

  4. #4
    us
    Jan 2007
    eastern Oklahoma
    Whites Prizm 11 & White's XLT
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    Re: driving...




    Terrible thing to say about your wife, you should
    be ashamed of yourself.

    Fossis...........

    ( Okay, she's not looking over my shoulder now,)

    Good one, ,

    fossil hunter Indian Artifact collector MDer Antique collector

  5. #5
    us
    Sep 2006
    Bridgeport, Texas
    488
    5 times

    Re: driving...

    Love it!

  6. #6

    Dec 2005
    USA
    164
    3 times

    Re: driving...

    Good one PP
    Life is too short to be grumpy always look at the silver lining, and stay focused.

    I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.

  7. #7
    us
    Jun 2007
    Cleveland, TN
    BH Landstar
    302
    1 times

    Re: driving...

    I would try that with my wife, but she doesn't cook.....HAHAHA.


    Protecting the Family

  8. #8
    us
    May 2005
    Northern California
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    All Types Of Treasure Hunting

    Re: driving...

    lol
    Banking off a Northeast wind, sailin' on a summer breeze

  9. #9

    Jan 2007
    Houston,TX
    Garrett AT Pro Fisher F5
    1,634
    9 times

    Re: driving...

    That one IS funny!!!!!

 

 

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