driving...

[pepperpump]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need
more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're go
ing to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to
salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"


The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving."

Pepperpump 8)

 

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[borninok]

Amen to that!
--Mel

borninok

 

[stefen]

Turn about is really fair play

 

[fossis]

Terrible thing to say about your wife, you should
be ashamed of yourself.

Fossis...........

( Okay, she's not looking over my shoulder now,)

Good one, ,

 

[irbaddadjoe]

Love it!

 

[StickShift]

Good one PP

 

[levis_dad]

I would try that with my wife, but she doesn't cook.....HAHAHA.

 

[packerbacker]

lol

 

[Dimeman]

That one IS funny!!!!!