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  1. #1
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    Jan 2007
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    Gorilla Recovery unit



    As he was quietly watching t.v. at home, a man hears a
    sound on the roof of his house & rushes out to investigate.
    Seeing it was a fair sized gorilla tearing shingles off his roof.
    He promptly calls the local zoo to inform them one of their animals had escaped. He is told that a gorilla recovery unit is on the way & to remain calm.
    A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the "Gorilla
    Recovery Unit' logo on it's panels, pulls up to the house.
    The elderly driver proceeds to recover from the back of the truck,
    a chihuaha dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a baseball bat, & a
    12 guage shotgun.
    Puzzled on how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of this
    gorilla, he ask's what was the procedure?
    As he hands him the shotgun, the zoo employee explains the plan, "First i'll climb up there with the ladder, knock him off with the bat, as soon as he hits the ground, the specially trained dog will
    attack his private parts. When I get back on the ground , the gorilla
    will have lowered his hands,protecting his groin, & I can slip on the cuffs.
    "But what about the shotgun"? the owner said, "Well it's just a
    precaution in case the gorilla knocks me off, shoot the dog".

    , Fossis...........
    fossil hunter Indian Artifact collector MDer Antique collector

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    Kentucky Kache

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  3. #3
    us
    Quick, I need more coins to hunt:)

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    ROFL, hilarious!
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  4. #4
    us
    Jan 2007
    Nebraska
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    Re: Gorilla Recovery unit

    ROFLMAO
    Member of the "Rowdy Bunch"...CTH 2007...Iron Removal Technician

  5. #5
    us
    Jan 2007
    eastern Oklahoma
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    Fossis...............
    fossil hunter Indian Artifact collector MDer Antique collector

  6. #6
    stefen

    Re: Gorilla Recovery unit

    When I manage to get myself off of the floor, I'll try to get back to work...that is after I can find something to wipe my eyes with

  7. #7

    Sep 2006
    Minealab Explorer2
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    Re: Gorilla Recovery unit

    That is funny !!!!

  8. #8
    us
    Apr 2004
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    Re: Gorilla Recovery unit

    I'm still crying! I wanted to reply to get this one back on top of the list!

  9. #9
    us
    Jan 2007
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    Re: Gorilla Recovery unit

    Quote Originally Posted by Darren in NC
    I'm still crying! I wanted to reply to get this one back on top of the list!
    Thanks, up it goes.

    Fossis............
    fossil hunter Indian Artifact collector MDer Antique collector

  10. #10

    Feb 2007
    SOUTH WEYMOUTH MA.
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    Re: Gorilla Recovery unit

    my favorite joke thanks saw the tonite show with johnnie carson many years ago i beleive it was written for him
    if it wasn't for flashbacks. i would have no memory at all

  11. #11
    us
    Jan 2007
    eastern Oklahoma
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    Re: Gorilla Recovery unit

    Quote Originally Posted by bowser
    my favorite joke thanks saw the tonite show with johnnie carson many years ago i beleive it was written for him
    Didn't know that.

    Fossis...............
    fossil hunter Indian Artifact collector MDer Antique collector

 

 

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