Old Dog
Gold Member
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
· Broiled Missionary: $10.00
· Fried Explorer: $15.00
· Grilled Republican: $150.00
· Baked Democrat: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of Crap, it takes all morning."
· Broiled Missionary: $10.00
· Fried Explorer: $15.00
· Grilled Republican: $150.00
· Baked Democrat: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of Crap, it takes all morning."
another good one Old Dog!
